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Dog Politics


It's A Sad State Of Affairs -

DOGS AGAINST OBAMA - In recent polls, 90% of dogs say it is better to be on the roof of Romney's car than the roof of Obama's mouth.

TAGS: dogs obama romney recent polls
Rating: 4.71/5

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RonaldReagan - February 14, 2014, 1:34 pm
Funny. This one is a keeper
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:45 pm
What color of wine goes with dog? Or does that depend on the breed?
KALKAM - October 25, 2012, 9:24 pm
Give him time and he will want food stamps to cover this...

The Old Indian Sheepdog -

Hildebeast & the New York Slimes -

TAGS: hillary clinton new york times slimes corruption influence peddler msm media water carrier lap dogs mouthpieces democrat cherrleaders progressive puppets
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - June 10, 2015, 12:10 pm
If she had a papergirl, Hillary would have paid her less than the paperboy, like she did with her female staffers
PeteofSanJose - June 10, 2015, 11:34 am
No no no. She didnt donate to the NY Times. That was her subscription rate!! The paper boy/girl needed a livable wage, so Hill took it upon herself to provide it.

IRONY - Hawaiian officials put the Obama's dog under quarantine until they could show irrefutable documentation as to its identity. PRICELESS!

OBAMA RUNNING - Seems this is the only race Obama is winning.

CIA DIRECTOR PETRAEUS - Emphatically denies the CIA refused assistance to Benghazi embassy on 9/11. The refusal to provide assistance therefore must be a presidential decision.

LIBERAL RELIGION - When you don't have any facts or logic on your side, use these tenants to support your ignorant belief system. Liberalism = dogma of hate/stupidity

POTUS - prepares to "wok" the dog

TAGS: wok the dog
Rating: 3.77/5

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DOG TRAVEL - The Romney dog gets relegated to a car roof. Queen Michelle sends an empty jet to retrieve her dog at taxpayer expense. Which do you think 15 million unemployed should be upset about?

NBC Hypocrisy -

OBAMACARE IS LIKE A HOTDOG - made to look good on the outside, but no one really knows what the hell is on the inside! (and you probably don't want to know either!)

DOG - The "other" white meat.

MITT'S ROAD TRIP - Mitt says his dog rode on the roof all the time... and seemed to enjoy it. My question for Mitt is; How many of those enjoyable rides for the dog were 12 hour road trips to Canada?

TAGS: romney dogs canada roof car
Rating: 2.33/5

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rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:21 pm
Your still on this? How long ago was this story? Plus i mean hes not even elected. What is the point of making fun of him? Just keep beating the dead horse guys...


" HONESTLY GUYS HE KEEP TRYING TO BITE ME " - " Obama: I Ate Dog Meat, snake meat and roasted grasshopper. " Chapter Two of his bestseller Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.


DOG-GATE - Romney did what?! That's dumb! You don't put dogs on a car, you put them on a kaiser bun. You got some mustard?

DEBATING LIBERALS - This is their normal response when facts and evidence are brought into the discussion. Right before they slink back to their Media Matters and HuffPo masters.

TAGS: progressives democrats cowering dogs
Rating: 4.08/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 11:18 am
But those media splatters posters are cute

why trump won -

Hey, remember -


CALIFORNIA HIGH SPEED RAIL - Now being called the California Brown-doggle!

DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT - Because where else will we arbitrarily draw the line? Pets, children, possessions? LOL


" FOUR MORE YEARS OF OBAMA " - Idiots, now i have to be saying for the next 4 years... 'I told you so'.

TAGS: 2012 u s elections themuslimbrotherhood whitehouse goingtothedogs
Rating: 4.6/5

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simplegenius - November 7, 2012, 1:17 pm
lol didn't work the first 4 years of I told ya so. this time though they can't reelect him so I guess it is almost better.

MR. PRESIDENT - lunch is served we can make more if you're very hungry



MITT'S BLAMING "THE DOG" FOR "EATING HIS HOMEWORK!" - A problem arises when the dog doesn't have your back.

OCCUPY DENVER'S FIRST ELECTED OFFICIAL - You can't make this crap up. OWS has gone to the dogs (which actually is several moves up).

SOCIALISM IS NOT THE ANSWER, - it's the problem! Limited government is the real answer!

"...MOST CORPORATIONS SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES..."-THE CLOWN 9/8/11 - Like this one? GE received $billions for failed wind power; they paid %0 in taxes for CY 2010. Hmmm.

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If your dog is smaller than the neighbor's cat.

TAGS: small dogs
Rating: 3.75/5

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TEDDY ROOSEVELT ONCE SAID . . . - "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

THEY TREAT ME LIKE A DOG - Hey Obama: we'll stop treating you like a dog when you stop treating AMERICA like a fire hydrant!

VOTE ROMNEY - Or the dog is gonna get it!

ORIENTATION - I am a left wing democrat fanned on by right wing republicans' continuous breathing "down" my neck... and you?


I'D RATHER BE TRAVELING ON ROMNEY'S CAR ROOF - ....Than Through Obama's Colon.

OBAMA'S RE-ELECTION, NOV 2012 - Hint: October, in Iran...

HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES - Or pretend to pose like one. Real heroes wear dog-tags! Mr. President- please let them vote!

TOM BROKAW CAN KISS OUR HINEYS - RE: Romney's speech: "it was a checklist" Liberals are chomping at the bit. The truth hurts

DNC DEBBIE - Aren't those fangs a little too sharp lady?

THE MSM MAY BE IGNORING THIS - But the rest of the world is not. Hold the clown accountable!

screwed over -

Martin BullShir -

"COME ON, BO" - Let's go check out the kitchen!

TAGS: obama romney dog 2012 election
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 3:45 pm
really? racist? Way to twist the comment, bonehead. Remember the commercials for pork "the other white meat"? Was that racist? No, it wasn't and neither was my comment. Stop looking for ways to twist things to be racist.
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 3:06 pm
Chomp Chomp
GrouchoMarxist - September 9, 2012, 3:00 pm
Empty chairs eat dog?
romneyisatool - September 9, 2012, 2:58 pm
You do realize that these kind of attacks are HELPING to re-elect Obama by making your side look angry and racist. Don't stop on our account. Obama is counting on you. Don't believe me? Check out the link below.LOL
romneyisatool - September 9, 2012, 2:57 pm
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 10:25 am
er, uh, Portuguese water dog
arnnatz - September 9, 2012, 9:53 am
Pomeranian, the other white meat

SYRIAN ACTIVISTS CALL FOR 'CHILDREN'S FRIDAY' - Erdogan: Turkey 'won't be silent' when Israel kills children, but it's ok for Syria to kill children?

mockery -

9/11/2010 - TURKISH REFERENDUM - The End of Times Has Begun.

“Thank God Almighty" " I am a servant of Shariah.” -

MERKEL ON MULTICULTURALISM: - "the approach ... has failed, utterly failed." Just like Global Warming and Green Energy. In some ways, Germans are waaay ahead of us.

BENGHAZI-GATE - America needs more Woodward and Bernsteins, not lapdogs! Our future depends on it!

TAGS: lapdogs
Rating: 4.67/5

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KALKAM - October 30, 2012, 1:48 pm
Nothing to see here...move along...it's fine...
deerbag2 - October 30, 2012, 11:01 am
She has turned ABC news into a joke.

OCCUPY WALL STREET - Their activities are being closely monitored and scrutinized.


" YES WE CAN " - The Obama Administration it's " Outreach To Muslims " Never has been more obvious.

WOOF WOOF - Liberal Women are dogs says a UCLA Study

TAGS: gop pretty women lib dogs
Rating: 4.4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 3:06 pm
woof woof
romneyisatool - September 30, 2012, 2:58 pm
Not sure that is physically possible. Romney's arse might get in the way.
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:57 pm
Thank you for making my point, about the differences between us, for me, Groucho. I can always count on you to put your foot in your mouth.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:53 pm
Crank has to admit... Ann is h**... Have some more Pelosi
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:52 pm
Woof woof bow wow here rover
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:46 pm
Again, Groucho, and I know I just said it a minute ago, so you've probably forgotten it already, whether or not I find a woman attractive, has nothing to do with how I feel about her political ideology. You on the other hand, only care about looks.
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:45 pm
I know this might be a difficult concept for you to grasp, Groucho, given your own experiences, but not every dog has fleas.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:45 pm
Nancy Pelosi.... Unemployment, stimulus, and health care bills create jobs. I bet that really makes you h**
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:44 pm
woof woof
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:43 pm
...womens issues, and womens ideas, rather than only caring about womens bodies, and how pertty they are, because frankly, it is the women, who are going to hand Obama his second term in November, an possibly give Congress back to the Democrats as well.
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:43 pm
What's the matter crank... Do you get some fleas from the dogs?
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:43 pm
Gosh who was it calling Sarah ****?
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:42 pm
...the ideas that are coming out of their heads, whereas you care more, about the shape of their heads. Republicans really need to start paying more attention to...
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 2:40 pm
Well, Groucho, I guess the easiest way to tell the difference between us is this: When it comes to women in politics, I care more about...
GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:34 pm
Crank does Maddow, Helen Thomas, and Pelosi.
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 2:10 pm
Hey Ann may have an adams apple but Beotch got the Brass BAWLLS too!
crankyhead - September 30, 2012, 1:32 pm
You're turned on by Ann Coulter's adam's apple are you Groucho?


TAGS: dogma
Rating: 4.33/5

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PRESIDENT BEHIND IN POLLS - There's no need to fear..................

" THE AMERICANS ARE PROBABLY THE PEOPLE WHO BEST UNDERSTAND TURKEY'S POSITION ON ISRAEL " - Erdogan " The mosques are our barracks, the domes our helmets, the minarets our bayonets and the faithful our soldiers."

" SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA " - Hey Girl, I can see your body moving And it's driving me crazy.

" FORGET ABOUT WIENERGATE " - Obama makes chili dog run You shouldn't put ketchup on hotdogs ... I'm trying to teach my girls"

RACHEL MADDOG- OMG - In her rabid rantings, she suggests that Beck claims that the Muslim Bros are behind the Wisconsin protests. What a moron. Keith Overdrive was fired for such over-the-top rantings. You're next!

Hypocrisy knows no party Affiliation -

RACHEL MADDOG SHOW - They've at least got her foaming at the mouth under control.... something Keith Overdrive has not yet mastered.

OBAMA - was unable to find off the smallest of problems



ARAB PROVERB - The "DOGS" bark, but the ROMNEY CAMPAIGN keeps "ROLLING" Which way did he have those DOGS facing anyways??

ROMNEY CAMPAIGN - How come everytime I google it, I get a PIX, of Nicholas "CAGE" on top of a "VEHICLE"??

Say no -

TAGS: dogfighting animal cruelty
Rating: 2.33/5

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StoneTools - June 11, 2013, 12:05 am
Or you could ask Michael Vick
Brawler - June 10, 2013, 2:46 pm
Just FYI.. Dogfighting takes place in the US as well, just ask any SPCA.. They will tell you the truth about that.
Brawler - June 10, 2013, 2:46 pm
Just FYI.. Dogfighting takes place in the US as well, just ask any SPCA.. They will tell you the truth about that.
foxrecon19d - June 8, 2013, 8:06 pm
Eagerly awaiting you to go to the country where this is taking place (judging by the poster it looks to be one of the 'stans) and tell them they need to stop! Meanwhile, in the battle to retake America from a bunch of crony Democrats...

HEY NOW... COME ON.... -

RINOMNEY: ENEMY OF MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Dogs can't afford four years of Romney, that's like 28 years for them!

IF YOU LOVE DOGS - Why would you do this to America?


TAGS: romneys dog on the roof
Rating: 1.88/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:34 pm
Hey crankk another 382,000 lost jobs last week... Meanwhile back in reality...
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:33 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p


TAGS: romney dog car kennel runs
Rating: 1.67/5

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KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:03 pm
You mean I didn't put into perspective that this was an attempt to make Romney look bad among dog lovers?...and I don't mean the kind that like to eat dog...like Obama. Will dog be covered by food stamps?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:33 am
that was response to embalmer on his "groucho is an angry old white man"
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:32 am
sounds like you are an angry old ______ man - fill it in with what ever. You need to calm down and stop making an a** of yourself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 12:30 am

Golly gee wiz Groucho....you've really hurt my feelings......Whatever shall I do?
GrouchoMarxist - October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
Mooo trying to grow a pair... Isn't he just cute?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:57 pm

Shut up Groucho. @Embalmer, good luck with that. Label me if you want....You're only making yourself look stupid.
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 11:42 pm
Your a koolaide s******ing fool
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:42 pm
Groucho is an angry old white man.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:40 pm
I'll label you if I f***ing want to.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:39 pm
It makes you a freak because you're unable to use an ounce of perspective.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:38 pm
Dog, chicken, pigs,cattle, they're all the same in certain cultures.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:38 pm
Dog, chicken, pigs,cattle, they're all the same in certain cultures.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:33 pm
Through proper education you will learn to like pop tarts...either way you are paying for mine.
arnnatz - October 15, 2012, 3:12 pm
oh noes, i don't like pop tarts, but I do enjoy the occasional tart.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 2:09 pm
I never rag on anyone too hard Moooo...except politicians that have forgotten their place...and people that don't like pop tarts.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 2:06 pm
Well yeah...who doesn't like pop tarts? We can all agree on that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 1:55 pm

But lets not rag on the new guy too hard....He ran into Grouchopants first and was quickly insulted by the site....Give him a chance to talk to a few members that weren't deprived of oxygen at birth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 1:51 pm

I love individual rights and the occasional left handed Handy-J. I also like pop tarts.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 1:43 pm
We all know Obama would never HIS dog...just other people's dogs...
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 1:43 pm
Never knew Moooo was a "rightist" either...although I am sure he does love individual rights...don't you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 1:42 pm

Don't label me, I'm not Right or Left. And I wasn't being sarcastic....I'd eat your dog if I was hungry.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 12:53 pm
You should imply you're using SARCASM then, never knew rightists even had a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:20 pm

I'm Canadian. so of course i have a spit.....I could roast a Kardashian.......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:03 pm

you're not big on humour are you?....Have a laugh once in a while and stop calling people retards...we don't do that here. (btw, I'd still eat your dog)
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:57 am
Who said Obama ate HIS dog? I'm sure in third world countries dogs are raised just to be eaten. My dog would tear you apart, you'd have to use a spit - an oven would be too small.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:51 am

I love my dog and I'd never eat him....but if I was hungry enough, I'd roast your dog at 350 for about half an hour and serve him with mint sauce. I'm an animal lover....I love to eat them. (definitely not a campaign topic)
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:46 am
Animal lovers...I see them as pets myself. It's probably a topic that has no place in deciding a vote though...but for those that care about it there is this poster and Obama's book.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am

I'm not disagreeing with that. I just don't get why people are so upset about dogs being used as meat.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:25 am
Yep...to some people I just commented on a poster, so what? Doesn't make me a freak anymore than someone that eats a dog...although many animal lovers/voters might disagree...and that was original point of the poster...unless I am wrong...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 11:19 am

I don't get this dog thing....To some people it's food, So what?
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 11:13 am
He ate a dog and I'm the freak? hahahaha So vegans are choosing not to eat? How do they survive?
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 10:08 am
If you had a brain you would know that eating dogs is a part of Indonesian culture. He had to eat, freak.
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 9:40 pm
He's just handing Obama a free lunch...someone has to feed Obama's base...right?

lapdog media -

More MSNBC stupidity -

TAGS: msnbc nbc stupidity racist jamilah lemieux racebaiter democrat water carrier progressive mouthpiece liberal media lap dog ted cruz country music
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:13 pm
So why is it the nuts get pointed out to represent those that disagree with liberals as if they are representative of those groups, but dumb liberals don't get the same treatment?

Freaking out -

Tingles Marches For Hillary -

Hillary Aides Corral Journalists With Rope Lines -

America.... -

Shrillary Rotten Clinton -

Hillary's Leg-Humping Media Lapdogs -

~ R.I.P. MARINES ~ -

Nice Try Liberals! -

New York Times Hypocritical Hack -

Presstitute Hypocrisy -

Liberal attack dog -

TAGS: attack dog
Rating: 5/5

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ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:22 pm
Like how the mothers of our Americans who were killed in Benghazi were treated when they dared to defy the Democrat Party narrative by saying they did not believe their sons were killed over a youtube video, but because they were abandoned by Clinton
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:18 pm
Must not disrupt the Democrat Party narrative with something as petty as the opposition actually believes, right?

powder puff questions -

Liberal WaPo Cartoonist Continues To Display Her Racism & Ignorance -

TAGS: ann telnaes washington post wapo ted cruz liberal lunacy stupidity racism hypocrisy tea party gop democrat water carrier progressive mouthpiece presstitute msm lap dog obama jillary clinton cheerleader dnc
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 3, 2016, 11:18 am
LOL..Or trump X-D
crankyhead - December 28, 2015, 1:38 am
Insert ph**o of John Boehner crying here...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:16 pm
only when liberals are offended can it be called microagression- because their puny little feelings got hurt, hence the "Micro" or dimiminutive prefix. Liberals know Conservatives have much thicker skin...
Libertas - December 23, 2015, 10:15 pm
Silly rational conservative: its only microagression when a college student or a liberal calls it as such!
calron - December 23, 2015, 8:56 pm
Looks like one heck of a Micro Aggression and case of Racial Profiling.

Feds’ 4th of July Message To Us: Don't Grill Meat, Grill Pineapple. My 4th of July Message to Feds: Mind Your Own Business. -

TAGS: usda july fourth independence day grill fruit pineapples meat is evil vegitarians vegans steaks hamburgers bbq h**dogs brats ribs sirloin america
Rating: 5/5

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DebtToAmerica - July 6, 2015, 1:58 am
i think its pretty good advice, its hard to defend liberty when you're so fat you need a mobility scooter.

Shutout: Hillary Bars Designated Reporter From Covering Her Events -

Pathetic Plutocrat -

poke fun at identity politics -

Goodbye & Good Riddance, Al Jazeera -

double-standard -

Obama Hates America -